percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

(via cumfort)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via stabs)

kingofconeyisland:

Seeing a reccomended post on your dash

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coluring:

"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

(Source: tipslip, via seedy)

after i fainted

  • nurse: how many fingers?
  • me: 3 with some lube

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via thisgirlhastoomanyfandoms)